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Cryptocurrency: Because Who Needs Financial Stability When You Can Have a 111% Increase in Bitcoin Millionaires?

BitcoinCrypto News 1 Doug Martinez August 30, 2024

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It’s official: cryptocurrency has become a magnet for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals who prey on them. According to a new report, the number of bitcoin millionaires has skyrocketed by 111% – because what could possibly go wrong with that? Meanwhile, crypto users have reached an astonishing 560 million people worldwide, no doubt many of whom are now sleeping soundly at night after investing their life savings in this digital Ponzi scheme. And let’s not forget the BTC rally, which saw prices soar to a whopping $70,000 – because who needs actual value or intrinsic worth when you have hype and speculation? But hey, if 85,400 people can become bitcoin millionaires overnight, that must mean it’s all legit, right?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Study: Bitcoin Millionaires up by 111%, Crypto Users Reach 560 Million
https://news.bitcoin.com/study-bitcoin-millionaires-up-by-111-crypto-users-reach-560-million
A new report reveals a significant increase in wealthy crypto asset holders, with bitcoin (BTC) millionaires rising 111% to 85,400 and individuals with crypto assets worth $1 million increasing 95% to 172,300. Dominic Volek of Henley & Partners attributes this surge to the introduction of crypto exchange-traded funds (ETFs) and a BTC rally surpassing $70,000. The report also shows a 32% increase in crypto users to 560 million and a […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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