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Cryptocurrencies Are Actually Worthless Pieces Of Digital Junk That Will Inevitably Collapse Under The Weight Of Their Own Idiocy

DeFiEthereumFeatured 2 Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a trader sitting on top of a mountain range made up of cryptocurrency charts with gTrade's logo at its peak; in the background, there is an explosion of green arrows symbolizing growth and success while below them are red lines indicating volatility but being absorbed by deep liquidity pools represented as blue waves. The figure has high leverage trading options available to amplify their position size on open trades without closing positions or interacting with wallets for one-click execution.

Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. It’s just numbers on a computer created out of thin air with no intrinsic worth or utility

Source: cointelegraph

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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