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Crypto Wipeout Alert: Experts Predict Total Collapse as Brokers Frantically Sell Everything (Or So They Claim)

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum Kevin Nelson October 31, 2024

A illustration depicting a chaotic stock market scene with frantic traders and brokers frantically selling everything in their hands amidst a backdrop of crashing screens, falling charts, and shattered glass, as Bitcoin's price surges above the $69,000 resistance level.

The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon and their wallets are gonna be filled with Satoshi’s magic dust By now, most of you should know the drill – price analysis 101: look at charts, pretend to care about moving averages, and hope for the best. But let’s get real folks, we all know what really matters here – who can come up with the wackiest tweets and make us LOL (or cry in frustration). Let’s dive into today’s crypto carnage shall we? As Jemima Kelly always says ‘I’m not a financial advisor but I play one on Twitter’ But enough chit-chat, let’s get down to business. Price analysis 10/28: SPX, DXY, BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA Bitcoin (BTC) has started the week on a positive note, with buyers pushing the price above the $69,000 overhead resistance. One of the reasons for Bitcoin’s strong performance has been solid buying in the United States Bitcoin exchange-traded funds. In a post on X, Bitcoin analyst Alessandro Ottaviani said that the Bitcoin ETFs had witnessed $3 billion in inflows in the last two weeks.

Source: cointelegraph

Price analysis 10/28: SPX, DXY, BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA
https://cointelegraph.com/news/price-analysis-10-28-spx-dxy-btc-eth-bnb-sol-xrp-doge-ton-ada
Bitcoin (BTC) has started the week on a positive note, with buyers pushing the price above the $69,000 overhead resistance. This signals that the up move remains intact.  One of the reasons for Bitcoin’s strong performance has been solid buying in the United States Bitcoin exchange-traded funds. In a post on X, Bitcoin analyst Alessandro Ottaviani said that the Bitcoin ETFs had witnessed $3 billion in inflows in the last […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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