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Crypto Whale Just Can’t Get Enough of Losing His Stupid Money

Crypto NewsEthereumHack 1 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of a whale wearing sunglasses with an expression of shock or surprise as he looks at his wallet which is empty except for a few coins on the ground below him; in the background there are two people running away from each other, one holding a briefcase and looking back over their shoulder while the other has a phone to their ear. The whale's body language conveys panic with his fins raised up towards the sky as he stands amidst scattered papers and broken glass on the ground around him;

You know what they say about greed: “Greed is a bottomless pit which eventually loses its floor.” And who better to exemplify this than the gullible whale that lost $55 million in cryptocurrency due to an unverified transaction? It’s almost as if he wanted to be robbed blind. I mean, come on! Who signs off on transactions without even double-checking their authenticity.

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto phishing attack drains $55M from whale’s wallet
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-whale-loses-55m-phishing-attack
A crypto holder who signed an unverified transaction lost $55 million in crypto to malicious actors who employed a phishing attack to steal the whale’s stablecoins.  On Aug. 20, a crypto wallet owner signed a transaction that changed the ownership of 55.47 million Dai (DAI) in the decentralized finance (DeFi) protocol Maker. Because of the signed transaction, a phishing address took ownership of the wallet’s stablecoins.  The whale seemed to […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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