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Crypto Traders Are Literally Begging You to Sell Your House, Because Apparently That’ll Cover the Cost of Buying Some Altcoins Right Now

A comic illustration of a person holding a 'For Sale' sign in front of their house, with a suitcase full of altcoins and a chart showing an upward trend in the background.

The eternal optimism of crypto traders never ceases to amuse me, especially when they’re peddling their ‘buy signal’ nonsense like a bunch of snake oil salesmen. Luke Martin’s claim that altcoins are in a prime accumulation phase is laughable, given the state of this dumpster fire market. It’s not just numbers on a computer created from thin air; it’s also a hot mess fueled by speculation and FOMO (fear of missing out). When was the last time you saw an honest day’s work done for actual value in crypto? Never!.

Source: cointelegraph

A prominent crypto trader believes altcoins might be in a prime accumulation phase, pointing out a buy signal that hasn’t triggered so low in over three years. “Altcoins currently at the ‘sell your house to buy more’ level,” crypto trader Luke Martin told his 331,500 X followers in an Aug. 28 post. The last time that the alts buy signal neared this level was in January 2021. Source: Luke Martin […]

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