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Crypto Trader Pulls Off Insane $9M Heist in Just 72 Hours Without Breaking Sweat, Leaves Experts Scratching Their Heads in Awe

A  illustration depicting an overconfident cryptocurrency trader sitting in front of his computer screen displaying astronomical profits from their altcoin investment; they are wearing sunglasses and holding a controller with money pouring out, while surrounded by screens showing price charts skyrocketing to insane levels.

The cryptocurrency world is like a bad rom-com – it’s all about fake promises of overnight riches and fleeting sensations that leave you feeling empty inside.

Source: cointelegraph

A savvy cryptocurrency trader profited more than $9 million on his initial altcoin investment, showcasing the potential of memecoin trading. The trader made a 3,000-fold return on his investment in the Solana-based Numogram (GNON) token, a low-market capitalization memecoin launched on Oct. 17. The trade was flagged by onchain intelligence firm Lookonchain in an Oct. 20 X post: GNON trader, four wallets. Source: Lookonchain Despite their lack of intrinsic utility, […]

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