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Crypto Takes Over Your Grandma’s Retirement Account and Destroys the World as We Know It

A  illustration depicting a frazzled grandma sitting in front of her computer with a shocked expression as cryptocurrency symbols swirl around her head like chaotic storm clouds. Her retirement account is visible on screen, now overflowing with cryptos and displaying an alarming 'OVERWHELMED' message.

Mainstream Madness: Crypto’s Mainstream Makeover is a Recipe for Disaster.

Source: bitcoin.com

Cryptocurrency is increasingly integrated into the mainstream as North America continues to lead the global crypto market, receiving $1.3 trillion in onchain value between July 2023 and June 2024, according to Chainalysis. Institutional giants like Goldman Sachs and Blackrock are now taking serious positions in the crypto space, with U.S. bitcoin exchange-traded products (ETPs) driving momentum. Blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis revealed on Thursday that North America continues to lead in […]

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