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CRYPTO SHAMANISTS STRUCK DOWN: SEC Cracks Down on Bumbling Bros Who Tried to Turn $60 Million Into a Hot Air Balloon of Lies

Crypto NewsNewsRegulation/Negotiation Sam Rogers August 30, 2024

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More crypto crooks caught in their own web of deceit! Who needs inherent value when you can just print numbers on a computer and promise unsuspecting fools they’ll make them rich? The Adam brothers thought they could fleece over 80 investors with their fake crypto trading bot, but the SEC has finally pulled back the curtain. $60 million down the drain, folks – that’s what happens when you try to scam your way to riches in this wild west of a market. And let me guess: designer goods, recreational vehicles, and multiple homes are all part of the Adam brothers’ ill-gotten gains. Because who needs integrity or actual skill when you can just make promises and take people’s money? Stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

SEC Freezes Assets of Crypto Trading Bot Operators in Alleged Ponzi Scheme
https://news.bitcoin.com/sec-freezes-assets-of-crypto-trading-bot-operators-in-alleged-ponzi-scheme
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has frozen the assets of Jonathan and Tanner Adam, alleging they ran a $60 million Ponzi scheme under the guise of a crypto trading bot. Over 80 investors were defrauded by promises of high returns, while the funds were allegedly used for personal luxuries. The SEC seeks injunctions, disgorgement, and penalties against the brothers for their violations of securities laws. The U.S. Securities […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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