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Crypto Scammer’s Desperate Hail Mary: Ankle Bracelet Hack Leaves Him High and Dry (And on the Run for $180 Million)

A comically exaggerated illustration of a person frantically trying to remove an ankle bracelet with their bare hands while running away in the background, leaving behind a trail of broken chains and shattered monitors.

You know who’s not ‘mining’ any riches? The guy whose ankle bracelet monitor just stopped working and now he’s on the lam for allegedly scamming $180 million in crypto investments! Horst Jicha, former CEO of USI-Tech (because who needs a real business plan when you can just make stuff up?), has apparently tampered with his ankle bracelet while doing home detention. Nice move, dude – it’ll definitely help him avoid the authorities… said no one ever.

Source: cointelegraph

A man doing home detention for his alleged involvement in a $180 million cryptocurrency fraud scheme is apparently on the run after he tampered with his ankle braclet monitor, New York prosecutors said. Horst Jicha, the former CEO of purported crypto mining and trading firm USI-Tech, is believed to have “tampered with his ankle bracelet” on Oct. 4 and “absconded in violation of his pretrial conditions,” an Oct. 10 court […]

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