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Crypto Masterminds of Mayhem Finally Caught Red-Handed With Bitcoin Burglars’ Bonus

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A shadowy figure with a ski mask covering his face breaks into an open door at night, holding a gun while another person cowers behind them; the room is filled with scattered belongings as if they were rummaged through. In the background, there are two windows showing silhouettes of people looking out in shock and fear. The figure's hand holds onto their phone displaying a cryptocurrency transaction confirmation screen on it. A torn piece of paper lies nearby bearing an image of Monero logo;

Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar… or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing some poor soul’s Bitcoin. I mean seriously, what is it about these guys? Can’t they just get an honest job like everyone else?! The idea that someone thought breaking into people’s homes and kidnapping them was a good way to make money in the cryptocurrency space says everything you need to know about this industry

Source: bitcoin.com

Crypto Theft Mastermind Convicted in US for Home Invasions, Kidnappings, and Robberies
https://news.bitcoin.com/crypto-theft-mastermind-convicted-in-us-for-home-invasions-kidnappings-and-robberies
A Florida man has been convicted in the United States for orchestrating an international scheme that involved violent home invasions aimed at stealing cryptocurrency. The operation targeted victims throughout the country, who were kidnapped and assaulted to gain access to their cryptocurrency accounts. The defendant is facing a minimum sentence of seven years and a maximum of life in prison. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ)’s Office of Public Affairs […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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