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Crypto Market Wakes Up From Coma as Usual Suspects Get Richer ( Barely )

A  illustration depicting a cityscape with skyscrapers labeled 'Bitcoin' and 'Ether', surrounded by chaotic traffic of money flowing into Bitcoin buildings while Ether's building remains still. A giant Fidelity logo is seen driving away from the scene, leaving behind a trail of cash.

Crypto Bro Alert: Billionaire’s Wet Dreams Come to Life ( Sort Of ).

Source: bitcoin.com

According to the latest figures from sosovalue.xyz, the 12 U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) welcomed an impressive $235.19 million in inflows. Meanwhile, spot ether funds had a completely neutral day, with neither gains nor losses recorded. On Monday, bitcoin ETFs saw inflows of $235.19 million, with Fidelity’s FBTC leading the pack by attracting $103.68 million. Blackrock followed closely, adding $97.88 million to its IBIT fund, while Bitwise’s BITB collected […]

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