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Crypto Market Soars to New Heights Because Clearly We All Need a Reason to Lose Our Shirts This Week

An illustration of an ascending staircase made from dollar bills and coins with Bitcoin and Ethereum symbols rising upwards amidst flames engulfing falling stocks as people jump into the fray wearing parachutes while others are shown being swept away by strong winds, all set against a backdrop of a cityscape at sunset.  A large rocket ship blasts off in the distance leaving behind a trail of sparks.

Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they’re getting rich quick. Newsflash: you’re not. You’re just fueling the get-rich-quick scheme that’s been running amok for years

Source: cointelegraph

The cryptocurrency market is up today, with the total market capitalization rising by approximately 1% in the last 24 hours to reach $2.11 trillion on Aug. 9. The rise in market cap includes gains from Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH), which have risen around 1.1% and 0.3%, respectively. Let’s look at the major catalysts driving the crypto market up today. The crypto market recovery on Aug. 9 mirrors the strength […]

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