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Crypto Market Hits New Low: Experts Reveal Shocking Truth That Will Ruin Your Life Forever (But Let’s Be Real It Was Always Going Down)

A  illustration of a person trapped in an endless loop of cryptocurrency price charts, with each chart displaying different market fluctuations. The background is filled with broken chains and shattered glass, symbolizing the collapse of the crypto market. In the foreground, a figure labeled as 'Bitcoin' stands alone, its value seemingly stable amidst chaos, while other assets like Ethereum and altcoins are shown crumbling to dust.

The crypto market is officially a midlife crisis – it’s all about projecting value, trying too hard, and still wearing those dad sneakers from 2017. The $2.33 trillion valuation may look impressive on paper but let’s be real, it’s just numbers floating around in the air like confetti at a toddler’s birthday party.

Source: bitcoin.com

According to Coingecko’s 2024 Q3 Crypto Industry Report, the global cryptocurrency market closed flat, ending the quarter with a $2.33 trillion market cap. However, the period saw considerable volatility driven by geopolitical and economic events across major markets. Coingecko’s latest report highlights that the crypto market cap fell by 1% in Q3 2024, losing $95.8 billion. Fluctuations in the market ranged from $2.00 trillion to $2.61 trillion, influenced by global […]

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