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Crypto Mania Hits Critical Mass: Desperate Americans Pour in $901 Million as Country Burns

Crypto NewsCyprusInstitutional Investors Kevin Nelson October 30, 2024

A illustration depicting an American flag burning amidst flames, with a giant cryptocurrency chart rising from the ashes in the background. A crowd of desperate investors are shown pouring money into a massive Bitcoin vault door, while others flee with briefcases full of cash and worried expressions.

Investors seek shelter from the storm: The latest Coinshares report shows that US investors are throwing money at crypto like it’s going out of style – and we’re not talking about a ‘HODL’ kind of love, more like desperation. With $901 million in inflows, digital asset investment products have reached record levels, with Bitcoin leading the charge (because who needs fundamentals when you’ve got FUD?). It seems that the recent Republican poll gains are enough to get even the most risk-averse investors into the game.

Source: bitcoin.com

Digital Asset Fund Inflows Surge Amid US Political Climate, Coinshares Report Shows
https://news.bitcoin.com/digital-asset-fund-inflows-surge-amid-us-political-climate-coinshares-report-shows
Coinshares’ latest report, led by head of research James Butterfill, shows a substantial increase in digital asset fund inflows. According to the report, the U.S. saw record inflows, with investor activity reaching levels nearly three times higher than 2021’s peak. Digital asset investment products witnessed a dramatic inflow of $901 million in recent weeks, according to Coinshares‘ research. Butterfill reported that these inflows have pushed year-to-date totals to $27 billion, […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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