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Crypto Madness Ensues: Blackrock Declares Bitcoin a Surprisingly Good Idea (For Some Reason)

BitcoinCrypto NewsInstitutional Investors Sam Rogers September 23, 2024

A stylized illustration of Blackrock's logo in the center, surrounded by swirling lines representing market fluctuations. In the background, subtle images of bitcoin symbols (BTC) and dollar signs ($), hinting at the cryptocurrency's growing appeal among institutional investors.

Just when you thought Bitcoin couldn’t get any more ridiculous, along comes Blackrock’s latest report touting the ‘unique diversifier’ that is cryptocurrency. Because what every portfolio really needs is a dash of unregulated speculation and high-risk volatility. According to Blackrock, Bitcoin’s distinct risk factors make it an attractive addition to traditional portfolios – because who doesn’t want their investments tied to the whims of Reddit traders and crypto bros? The report also highlights Bitcoin’s ‘non-sovereign’ nature as a plus, which is just code for .

Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin Emerges as a ‘Unique Diversifier,’ Says Blackrock’s Latest Report
https://news.bitcoin.com/bitcoin-emerges-as-a-unique-diversifier-says-blackrocks-latest-report
In a recent report, Blackrock, the largest digital asset manager, explores bitcoin’s role as a unique investment diversifier, highlighting its distinct risk and return factors compared to traditional assets. The financial institution’s report also discusses bitcoin’s growing appeal among institutional investors. Blackrock, the world’s largest asset manager with $10.65 trillion in assets under management (AUM), continues to view bitcoin as a novel investment vehicle. In its most recent research report, […]

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