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Crypto Lobbyists Unleash Fury of a Thousand Bro Hugs on Politicians Who Clearly Don’t Care About Your Bitcoins

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 1 Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a Canadian politician with their arms open wide embracing two large bears representing Kraken and Coinbase as they are giving each other bro hugs, while behind them is an image of a rising sun symbolizing the growth of digital assets adoption in Canada amidst regulatory developments. The scene takes place on Parliament Hill overlooking Ottawa River.

The crypto bros are at it again! They think that by lobbying Canadian politicians they can somehow make cryptocurrency mainstream. Newsflash: nobody cares about your precious coins, guys

Source: cointelegraph

Exchanges gear up crypto advocacy in Canada as elections loom
https://cointelegraph.com/news/exchanges-crypto-advocacy-canada-elections-loom
Canada has been actively developing and refining its regulatory framework for digital assets over the previous years, positioning itself ahead of leading markets worldwide, such as the United States. However, crypto exchanges are still lobbying for more cooperation with leaders as the 2025 elections approach in the country.  Cointelegraph’s senior editor, Sam Bourgi, discussed with Kraken and Coinbase during the Blockchain Futurist Conference how the local regulatory space is evolving […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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