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Crypto Kingpins Unite to Take Down ‘Crypto-Hating’ Elizabeth Warren – The Wolf Pack vs the SEC: Who Will Be Lunch?

A comic illustration of Elizabeth Warren as 'The Anti-Crypto Army' leader with a menacing wolf pack at her feet, symbolizing crypto kingpins like Brian Armstrong and Elon Musk standing united against her harmful regulations.

You know who’s not ‘freeing’ anyone? Elizabeth Warren and her Anti-Crypto Army – they’re more like the Crypto- Oppression Squad! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the pool of crypto discussions, out comes a Senate candidate promising to squash our precious Bitcoin. John Deaton thinks he can take down Lizzy with his ‘crypto freedom’ act, but let’s be real, folks – this is just another case of trying to keep the wolf from eating the sheep (or in this case, keeping us from getting eaten by SEC Chair Gary Gensler). Now we’ve got Brian Armstrong and Elon Musk chiming in on Deaton’s bandwagon. Because what could possibly go wrong with a bunch of crypto bros teaming up against Warren? I mean it can’t be anything bad… right?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong and Tesla CEO Elon Musk have voiced their support for pro-crypto Senate candidate John Deaton in his race against Elizabeth Warren. Armstrong warned that Warren, a vocal crypto critic, has pushed harmful regulations and backed U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair Gary Gensler’s efforts to curb the industry. Musk signaled agreement, amplifying the growing debate over crypto regulation in the upcoming election. John Deaton, a […]

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