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Crypto Genius Makes $131M in 2 Years by Doing Literally Nothing, Proving That Anyone Can Be a Millionaire Without Actually Trying!

Crypto NewsEthereumFeatured Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

A whale sits on a beach with its treasure chest overflowing with gold coins and Ethereum tokens. The sun is setting behind it, casting a warm glow over the scene. A few waves crash against the shore in the background, symbolizing market volatility that was weathered by the investor's 'diamond hands'.

Not everyone is a loser in crypto land it seems. A diamond hands Ethereum investor has made $131.7 million over two years by holding onto their investment through thick and thin (and mostly thin). I’m not sure what’s more surprising, the fact that someone managed to make so much money on Ether or that they still hold onto 26,639 ETH worth of $68.8 million in a market where prices can fluctuate wildly. Either way, it just goes to show you don’t need to be an expert to get rich quick – all you need is the guts (or stupidity) to buy high and sell low… or not at all.

Source: cointelegraph

Diamond hands Ethereum holder makes $131.7M in 2 years
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-investor-diamond-hands-131-million-profit-eth-2022-bear-market
A cryptocurrency investor made a profit of $131.72 million by investing in Ether during the 2022 bear market and holding it through uncertain market conditions for two years. Blockchain analytics firm Lookonchain identified an Ether (ETH) wallet address of an investor with diamond hands, showcasing the long-term losses associated with panic selling. Diamond hands refer to individuals who hold on to their investments amid market volatility and price fluctuations. Source: […]

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Kevin Nelson

Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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