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Crypto.com Signs Pact of Desperation With UEFA – We Predict 100% Rate of Catastrophic Failures and Ruined Sporting Dreams

An illustration of an empty stadium at night, lit only by faint lights in the distance and smoke rising from burning seats; a lone figure stands on top of one of the bleachers looking out over the desolate landscape with arms raised in despair as flames engulf the surrounding area below. In the foreground, shattered glass and broken debris scatter across the ground amidst scattered sports equipment like abandoned soccer balls and torn jerseys.

The perfect marriage – cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn’t want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that partnering with them would be a good idea, probably because they’re desperate for cash or have no clue what the future holds

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto.com has become the first cryptocurrency platform to secure an exclusive partnership with the UEFA Champions League. The multiyear partnership, which will see the centralized crypto exchange become an official global sponsor of the UEFA Champions League, was announced on Aug. 14. Partnering with one of the most popular sports leagues in the world is a significant step for the crypto exchange, said Steven Kalifowitz, chief marketing officer of Crypto.com. […]

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