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Crypto Collapse Imminent Experts Warn You Now or Suffer the Consequences (But Let’s Be Real, You’re Probably Going to Do Nothing)

A  illustration depicting a shadowy figure (representing Christopher Scanlon) surrounded by cryptic symbols and money bags, with a 'ghost' character lurking in the background, symbolizing illicit transactions. The atmosphere is ominous and foreboding, conveying the gravity of unlicensed cryptocurrency operations.

Cryptocalypse: When Will Gullible Idiots Learn?.

Source: bitcoin.com

The U.S. has accused a businessman of running an unlicensed cryptocurrency operation that allegedly enabled secretive “off-the-books” transactions. Christopher James Scanlon, a Florida-based businessman, faces federal charges for allegedly operating an unlicensed cryptocurrency and fiat currency transmitting business, the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) announced. Scanlon, originally from Utah, was arrested on Oct. 10 at Miami International Airport and later pleaded not guilty in Newark federal court. According to the […]

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