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Crypto Collapse Imminent as Secret Society of Desperate Investors Bets Big on Trump’s Re-Election

A  illustration depicting an anxious investor sitting at a desk surrounded by cryptocurrency screens, with Donald Trump's face looming in the background as a giant red 'WIN' button is pressed on his podium.

Crypto enthusiasts have been caught red-handed, literally holding hands with Trump and hoping for his electoral victory to send crypto prices soaring like a bad investment in Dogecoin.

Source: bitcoin.com

A recent study reveals that nearly two-thirds of surveyed U.S. citizens (64.7%) believe a Donald Trump or Republican victory in the presidential election would spark a bullish trend in crypto prices. This optimism stems from the Republican Party’s business-friendly reputation, which resonates with crypto enthusiasts. On the flip side, only 9.1% of respondents think a Democratic Party candidate’s win would result in a bullish market, suggesting Vice President Kamala Harris’ […]

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