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Crypto Chaos Unleashed Your Wallet Will Hate This

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The Crypto Bro Frenzy Continues: A Satirical Take.

Source: bitcoin.com

Fresh data reveals that the 12 U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs had their best day in four months, raking in $555.86 million in gains. Meanwhile, the nine spot ether ETFs also enjoyed a good Monday, pulling in $17.07 million in positive inflows. The 12 bitcoin ETFs posted their biggest Monday gains since June, bringing in $555.86 million, with Fidelity’s FBTC leading the charge. FBTC alone hauled in $239.25 million, followed by […]

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