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Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Billionaire Heists, Gullibility Epidemic Spreads Like Wildfire Amid Shiny Object Frenzy

A chaotic cityscape at dusk, filled with people frantically staring at their phones and laptops as cryptocurrency logos and screens flash around them. A giant Bitcoin sign is seen burning out of control in the background, while others are shown being hacked or smashed to pieces. The atmosphere is one of panic and desperation.

Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.

Source: bitcoin.com

As of Friday’s latest data, spot bitcoin and ether ETFs once again recorded positive inflows, capping off a groundbreaking week in the market. In the U.S., spot bitcoin ETFs pulled in $293.47 million in inflows on Friday alone. Leading the pack was Blackrock’s IBIT, with an impressive $206.13 million amassed during the day’s trading. Fidelity’s FBTC trailed with $33.52 million, while Bitwise’s BITB scooped up $23 million, and Franklin Templeton’s […]

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