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Crypto Chaos Erupts as Telegram Gets Raided by Accountants in Suits, Opensea Forced to Use Excel

A chaotic scene unfolds as a suited figure (representing accountants) storms into Telegram's headquarters, while Pavel Durov looks on in distress amidst scattered papers and computer screens displaying frantic messages. In the background, OpenSea's logo is seen with an Excel spreadsheet covering it.

Crypto: where the only thing more abundant than hype is regulatory scrutiny.

Source: cointelegraph

After weeks of relative quiet in the crypto industry, several events have once again pushed the sector into the spotlight. Telegram CEO Pavel Durov’s arrest in France, followed by his release four days later, has drawn global attention to Telegram’s operations worldwide.  French authorities charged Durov with complicity in illegal activities, including refusal to communicate with authorities, money laundering, criminal association and providing cryptology services without prior declaration. His arrest […]

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