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Crypto CEO’s Bloody Day in Court: Where Virtual Wealth Meets Real-World Knife Fights!

A courtroom scene with Hugo Hyungsoo Lee in the foreground, clutching his neck as blood flows from a stab wound. In the background, chaos erupts as people scramble to get away from an attacker wielding a small knife.

} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in court? Hugo Hyungsoo Lee’s Haru Invest was the perfect example of how to fleece your customers – just suspend withdrawals, reinvest their coins, and watch as they beg for more. And what better way to protest than with a good old-fashioned stabbing? I mean, who needs due process when you can take matters into your own hands (or knife)? As Jemima Kelly would say, .

Source: cointelegraph

The CEO of a South Korean crypto firm was stabbed in the neck multiple times during court proceedings in Seoul. The victim was Hugo Hyungsoo Lee, the CEO of Haru Invest, a South Korean crypto-earning company. Lee was assaulted in the courtroom during the Haru Invest trial, which accused three of the company’s executives of stealing $826 million in cryptocurrency from around 16,000 users. According to the local media outlet […]

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