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Crypto Brots Go Berserk as Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Suck in $148 MILLION Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Savings or Investing Strategy When You Can Just Throw Money at Some Code?

A  illustration depicting a swarm of moths flying towards a giant flame with two smaller flames on either side labeled as 'Bitcoin' and 'Ether'. In the background, a cityscape is shown in ruins, while people are seen running away from the chaos. The moths represent investors throwing money at cryptocurrency ETFs without strategy or savings.

Crypto bros can’t get enough of their precious ETFs! It’s like they’re trying to out-idiom the idiotic idea that throwing money at a bunch of numbers on a computer will somehow magically make it valuable.

Source: bitcoin.com

U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs enjoyed another day of inflows, bringing in $105.84 million, while spot ether funds also added $43.23 million. Wednesday marked another active trading session for the 12 spot bitcoin ETFs and the nine spot ether ETFs. The bitcoin ETFs saw approximately $795.88 million in volume, accumulating a total of $105.84 million. Blackrock’s IBIT led the charge, pulling in $184.38 million, while Bitwise’s BITB added $2.07 million. However, […]

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