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Crypto Bros Unleash Frenzied Predictions After Brief Momentary Increase in Gold Prices Causes Sudden Onset of Collective Amnesia Regarding Previous 10 Years of Market Performance

An illustration of two cartoon figures standing back-to-back at opposite ends of a seesaw, with one figure holding a gold bar and wearing a suit labeled "Gold", while the other holds a bitcoin symbol and wears a t-shirt reading "BTC". The background features an upward-trending stock market graph

The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Fred Krueger and Jack Mallers spewing forth their latest hot takes about gold’s bull run inspiring bitcoin forecasts? Please, it’s like watching a pair of lemmings chase after the next shiny object.

Source: bitcoin.com

Gold has been on an impressive streak in recent times, hinting at underlying economic worries, according to bitcoin proponent Fred Krueger’s latest analysis. He speculates that bitcoin might soon follow a similar trajectory, fueled by broader financial factors. Jack Mallers, the founder of Strike, shares this sentiment, asserting that “bitcoin is the best expression of fiat debasement” and will likely mirror gold’s ascent. In a recent video called “Gold Smells […]

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