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Crypto Bros Launch Insane New Scheme: ‘Proof-of-Ink’ Will Make Your Web3 Dreams Come True… Or Maybe Just Take All Your Money

A cartoon crypto enthusiast is shown excitedly holding a tattoo gun while standing in front of a cityscape with Web3 logos scattered around him. A giant 'Proof-of-Ink' logo looms large behind him as he enthusiastically holds up his latest creation, a tattooed arm that reads 'Web3 Citizen'. In the background, various cryptocurrencies and DeFi platforms are shown being swept away by an incoming wave of interest rates.

Crypto bros can’t even get a tattoo right – they’re launching ‘Proof-of-Ink’ to supposedly boost Web3 adoption? What’s the point of having digital individuality if you can just steal someone else’s identity and scam them out of $55 million in crypto like that poor whale did last week? And don’t even get me started on these so-called ‘blockchain-integrated record-keeping systems’ – they’re just a bunch of numbers on a computer, created from nothing. I swear, it’s like trying to make money by printing more Monopoly dollars and calling them real currency.

Source: cointelegraph

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