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Crypto Bro’s Latest 500% Rally Hype Is Actually a Glaring Sign of Their Desperation (And Your Wallet Will Thank You)

A comic-style illustration of a crypto trader frantically pumping their fist in excitement while surrounded by rising charts and graphs on multiple screens. In the background, a red wave crashes against a blue one, symbolizing resistance being overcome.

Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they’re at it again with more ‘chart fractal magic’ nonsense about XRP being on the cusp of a 500% rally against Bitcoin (BTC). We’ve seen this movie before folks. The same tired old arguments about support levels and moving averages that inevitably end in catastrophic failure for poor gullible investors who can’t resist getting fleeced by these crypto scam artists.

Source: cointelegraph

XRP (XRP) has made a strong comeback against Bitcoin (BTC), gaining around 30% since July’s "triple bottom." A mix of fundamental and fractal indicators hints that XRP is well-positioned for the gains to continue in the coming months. The XRP/BTC trading pair has bounced by over 50% after forming a local bottom at around 760 satoshis (1 satoshi = 0.00000001 BTC) at the beginning of June 2024. This low is significant […]

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