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Crypto Bros Gone Wild: The Shocking Donors Who Will Bankrupt America (One Politician at a Time)

A  illustration depicting two figures standing in front of a split-screen background with the American flag and cryptocurrency logos respectively, surrounded by chaotic scenes of money pouring out from their pockets as they engage in an intense stare-down, conveying the polarized stance taken by crypto executives on both sides. The Republican figure is shown holding a giant Bitcoin coin while wearing Donald Trump's signature hairstyle, whereas the Democratic figure sports Kamala Harris' attire and holds a tablet displaying her campaign logo.

The crypto bros are at it again! It’s time to put the ‘bro’ in cryptocurrency, because both Trump and Harris have been getting some serious love from the industry – but let’s be real, who needs friends when you’re trying to get rich quick? With election season heating up, we’ve got a list of all the crypto execs backing each candidate. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly men in suits with bad haircuts endorsing Trump.

Source: cointelegraph

The 2024 United States presidential election has prompted many endorsements from the cryptocurrency industry, with several executives and entrepreneurs voicing their support for either candidate. While Republican nominee and former President Donald Trump has attracted substantial backing from the crypto community, Democratic candidate and sitting Vice President Kamala Harris has also garnered notable endorsements. With the election on Nov. 5, Cointelegraph reviewed public crypto-related endorsements for both candidates. Trump, who […]

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