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Crypto Bros’ Desperate Attempt to Make You Care About Trading Your Worthless Funds at 3am

A comic illustration showing a person frantically scrolling through their phone at 3am, surrounded by screens displaying stock charts and cryptocurrency prices, with coins flying out of the screen like confetti; meanwhile, a clock in the background reads '24/7 trading'.

Crypto Bro’s Latest Pipe Dream: Because what we really need is to be able to trade our worthless ETFs at all hours, while the world burns around us.

Source: cointelegraph

24X National Exchange filed an amended application to United States regulators to launch a securities exchange that could potentially bring 24/7 trading to cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), according to the Aug. 27 filing and related exhibits.  According to the filing, 24X “proposes to significantly expand trading outside of regular trading hours” for US-listed securities “by operating a national securities exchange 23 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days […]

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