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Crypto Bro of the Week Award Goes to 21-Year-Old Who Somehow Managed Not to Get Caught for Months While Stealing $37 MILLION

News Sam Rogers October 5, 2024

A young man in a hoodie is shown sitting at a computer desk with screens displaying lines of code and cryptocurrency transactions. He's surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drink cans, conveying a sense of isolation and late-night hacking sessions. In the background, stacks of cash are visible, representing the $37 million stolen from victims.

Another day, another crypto bro gets caught with their hands in the cookie jar. And by ‘another’, I mean it’s a daily occurrence that we’re still surprised when these numbskulls get busted for stealing millions from unsuspecting victims.

Source: bitcoin.com

DOJ Charges 21-Year-Old in $37M Cyber Intrusion and Crypto Heist
https://news.bitcoin.com/doj-charges-21-year-old-in-37m-cyber-intrusion-and-crypto-heist
A 21-year-old from Indiana has pleaded guilty to cyber intrusion and cryptocurrency theft in a massive scheme targeting hundreds of victims. His actions involved stealing personal data and cryptocurrency worth over $37 million, with law enforcement crediting significant investigative efforts for his capture. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) announced on Tuesday that Evan Frederick Light, a 21-year-old from Lebanon, Indiana, pleaded guilty to cyber intrusion and cryptocurrency theft charges. […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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