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Crypto Bro Gets Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison and a Lifetime Supply of Regret

A  figure of a man with a suit and tie is shown behind bars, surrounded by chains and locks. In the background, a giant cryptocurrency symbol crashes to the ground amidst flames and smoke. A suitcase full of money lies shattered nearby.

Yet another crypto bro gets what’s coming to him! Lyell Champagne Jr., a Missouri resident with all the charm of a damp sock, has been sentenced to three years in federal prison for his role in a cryptocurrency and tax fraud scheme. Because, you know, nothing says ‘get rich quick’ like stealing from people online and filing false tax returns. But hey, at least he got to enjoy some quality time with Kristian Gupta, his co-conspirator who’s still awaiting sentencing in September. The two of them were quite the dynamic duo – Champagne used victims’ personal info to open email accounts and transfer funds to cryptocurrency exchanges, while Gupta provided him with said info because… well, that’s just what friends are for! And let’s not forget about ‘Shireberk International’, a company so nonexistent it might as well be called ‘CryptoBro Inc.’ – Champagne submitted false tax returns for this alleged business from 2018 to 2021 and managed to scam the government out of $3,449,935. But don’t worry, folks, law enforcement recovered most of the stolen funds… or what’s left of them after all those transaction fees! Stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

Missouri resident Lyell Champagne Jr. has been sentenced to three years in federal prison for fraud and tax offenses involving cryptocurrency. He and his accomplice attempted to steal funds by accessing victims’ bank accounts and filing false tax returns. Law enforcement recovered most of the stolen funds. Champagne pleaded guilty to multiple charges in June while his co-conspirator awaits sentencing in September. The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of […]

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