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Crypto Bro Billionaire Predicts 90% Chance of Winning at Dice Game Against Actual Regulators

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 2 Kevin Nelson August 19, 2024

An illustration of a judge's gavel lying broken at the base of a staircase with 9 steps leading up to it, while one step is highlighted in red and marked by an arrow pointing upwards; above the stairs, two opposing figures stand facing each other: on the left side stands a confident figure holding a briefcase labeled "SEC", looking down towards the gavel, while on the right side stands another figure with arms crossed and eyes cast downwards

The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their trademarked brand of ignorance and hubris about cryptocurrency law. This time, they’re gloating over a court ruling that supposedly validates XRP as a legitimate investment opportunity (spoiler alert: it doesn’t). But before we get to the meat of this article, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of these crypto enthusiasts who think they can outsmart the SEC and defy the laws of economics. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion – you know it’s going to end badly, but you can’t look away.

Source: bitcoin.com

Better Markets CEO Says SEC Has 90% Chance of Winning in Ripple Appeal — Criticizes Judge's XRP Ruling
https://news.bitcoin.com/better-markets-ceo-says-sec-has-90-chance-of-winning-in-ripple-appeal-criticizes-judges-xrp-ruling
Dennis Kelleher, CEO of Better Markets, says the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has a 90% chance of winning an appeal in the Ripple lawsuit over XRP. He criticized the court ruling as flawed, arguing that the judge in the Ripple case misapplied the law. Dennis Kelleher, President and CEO of Better Markets, a non-profit focused on creating a safer financial system for Americans, expressed strong support for the […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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