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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: You Won’t Believe How Many Tiny Transactions Starknet Just Crashed Through in Its Secret Stress Test

BlockchainCrypto NewsFeatured Doug Martinez October 30, 2024

A stylized cityscape with a massive gaming arcade at its center, filled with people eagerly playing games on high-tech consoles and PCs. The building's facade is covered in screens displaying blockchain-related graphics, while Starknet logos are emblazoned across the rooftops. A giant clock tower looms over the scene, counting down from 857 TPS as a massive explosion rages beneath it.

The crypto bros are at it again! They’re throwing around buzzwords like ‘layer-2 scaling solution’ and ‘stress test’, but what they really mean is, ‘we need to make a lot of money off these suckers before the house of cards collapses’. I’m not buying it. Take Starknet for example, which has just managed to scrape together an average of 127.5 transactions per second (TPS) in its stress test – that’s cute little numbers on a computer if you ask me.

Source: cointelegraph

Starknet hits record 857 TPS, averages 127.5 in stress test
https://cointelegraph.com/news/starknet-stress-test-tps-record-scaling-ethereum
On Oct. 29, Starknet, a layer-2 (L2) scaling solution on Ethereum, achieved a new milestone by reaching a peak of 857 transactions per second (TPS) in a controlled stress test. The test averaged 127.5 TPS over a 24-hour period, showing the network’s potential to support high-demand blockchain applications, but also raising questions about long-term scalability. Eli Ben-Sasson, CEO of StarkWare, told Cointelegraph that some networks attempt to get to “high […]

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