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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: The 11 Cryptos That Are About to Get Slaughtered by Your Grandma on YouTube

A  illustration of various cryptos' price charts in chaos with arrows and lines indicating buying pressure from 'grandmas on YouTube', while Bitcoin's chart is shown rising above its support level as altcoins struggle to break free, some are being held back by their own moving averages. In the background a silhouette of an elderly woman holding a tablet watching cryptocurrency news.

The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going to moon anytime soon. Meanwhile, I’m over here watching them get roasted by Nouriel Roubini’s ‘Crypto Is a Bad Bet’ presentation on YouTube. Those guys have been screaming about the scam nature of cryptocurrency for years and yet still we see gullible idiots flocking to it like sheep being led to slaughter. But hey, let’s take a look at what’s happening in the market shall we?.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) fell below $69,000 on Nov. 1, but the bears could not sustain the lower levels. Solid buying by the bulls has pushed the price back above the $70,000 level, indicating a positive sentiment. As Bitcoin nears its all-time high of $73,777, sellers are likely to step in. According to Glassnode data, short-term holders, entities holding Bitcoin for up to 155 days, sent 54,352 Bitcoin to the cryptocurrency exchanges […]

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