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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Tether Hits $120B and Vitalik Runs Ethereum 2.0 on Your Phone (Because Who Needs Hardware Anyway?)

A  illustration depicting a chaotic crypto landscape with people frantically holding phones displaying Ethereum's 'The Verge' update on their screens amidst piles of cash and cryptocurrency logos in the background. A giant Tether logo is visible at the top, symbolizing its $120 billion market capitalization milestone.

The crypto bros are back, baby! With Tether’s $120 billion market cap, the whole ‘stablecoin apocalypse’ narrative is being rewritten as investors flock to these fiat-friendly tokens in anticipation of a historic rally – aka Uptober. Meanwhile, Vitalik Buterin has been busy touting Ethereum 2.0 (aka The Verge) on phones and smartwatches, because who needs actual hardware when you can just run it from your iPhone? It’s like the crypto equivalent of playing solitaire with an entire blockchain in mind – but hey, at least we’ll all be more secure… or so they claim.

Source: cointelegraph

Optimism is returning among crypto investors after Tether surpassed the $120 billion mark for the first time — signaling the potential start of a historic “Uptober” rally, as investors are increasingly loading up on stablecoins. Adding to the improving investor sentiment, Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin announced that the blockchain’s upcoming upgrade, “The Verge,” will enable running Ethereum nodes on mobile phones and smartwatches while making the mainnet more accessible and […]

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