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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Experts Predict $100k Bitcoin Price by New Year’s Eve (You Won’t Believe Their Outrageous Moonshot Prophecies)

A  illustration of a chaotic stock market scene with Bitcoin and cryptocurrency logos floating in mid-air, surrounded by flames and smoke, as investors frantically try to buy or sell their assets on screens behind them. A giant clock ticks away in the background showing midnight approaching, symbolizing New Year's Eve. The atmosphere is one of panic and uncertainty.

Crypto bros and their ‘moonshots’ – can we just take a step back and appreciate how utterly ridiculous it is to think Bitcoin’s price will moonlight all the way up to $100,000 by January 20th? I mean, come on Fadi Aboualfa, you’re not actually serious about that are you? It’s like trying to predict when your grandma’s going to pass away (spoiler alert: it won’t be anytime soon). And Keith Alan, ‘ structural support’ in the new range – what even is that supposed to mean? Is this some kind of crypto bro magic?.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) is in no mood to slow down as it rose above $93,000 on Nov. 13, signaling strong appetite at higher levels. United States-based spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds witnessed sharp inflows of $4.22 billion between Nov. 6 and Nov. 12, according to data sourced by Farside Investors. Copper.co head of research Fadi Aboualfa said in an interview with Cointelegraph that Bitcoin could reach $100,000 “by the time of the […]

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