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Crypto: Because Losing All Your Money Is the Best Investment Strategy Ever

BitcoinRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 3 Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

An illustration of two people, one in red and one in blue, standing back-to-back on top of a seesaw with Bitcoin price chart bars as weights at each end; their arms are stretched out wide holding onto opposite ends of the bar that connects them to prevent falling off while they stare intensely into space. The person in red is wearing a frown and has tears streaming down his face, indicating despair or sadness due to losing money on cryptocurrency investments. In contrast, the blue figure appears calm with an expressionless mask covering their emotions;

Well, well, well! It seems like another day in crypto land where folks are just waiting for their lucky break or hoping that Bitcoin magically goes back above $60k because they invested all their life savings into it and can’t afford to lose any more money (read: most of them). But let’s get real here – this is not an investment, it’s a gamble. And if you’re one of those poor souls who has sunk everything into cryptocurrency thinking that the next big boom will make up for all your losses… well, I have some bad news for you.

Source: cointelegraph

Price analysis 8/19: SPX, DXY, BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA
https://cointelegraph.com/news/price-analysis-8-19-spx-dxy-btc-eth-bnb-sol-xrp-doge-ton-ada
Bitcoin (BTC) has been range-bound for several months, but that has not shaken the resolve of the long-term holders. Glassnode’s hodl wave chart shows that 74% of Bitcoin has not moved in the past six months or more. The central question bugging investors is which way will Bitcoin breakout. Aurelie Barthere, the principal research analyst at Nansen onchain analytics platform, told Cointelegraph that the crypto bull market would continue if […]

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Sam Rogers

Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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The content presented on this site is intended solely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken as factual or reliable information. This site employs satire and humor to discuss global news, current events, finance, and cryptocurrency. The views expressed here are not meant to be taken seriously and do not represent the opinions of any individuals, organizations, or entities discussed.

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