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Crypto Armageddon Imminent as Regulators Uncover Shocking List of Dozens of Dubious Digital Currencies

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Grayscale’s crypto wish list: where do all these altcoins fit? (Spoiler alert: most of them don’t).

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto asset manager Grayscale has added 35 crypto altcoins, including Dogecoin, Worldcoin, Pyth and Rune, to a list of assets that are “under consideration” for future investment products.  In an Oct. 10 blog post, Grayscale broke down its list of prospective tokens into five primary categories: Currencies, smart contract platforms, financials, culture and utilities. Most of the newly considered assets were tokens for smart contract platforms, with the firm picking […]

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