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Crypto Apocalypse Now: Your Life Savings Just Got Slaughtered by the Ultimate Gift of a Decade

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Crypto Bro’s Christmas Miracle: Bitcoin Loses 10% Value While Ether Gains More Than Expected (But Don’t Get Too Excited).

Source: bitcoin.com

U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) hit a bump in the road on Tuesday, recording $79.09 million in net outflows. Meanwhile, ether ETFs turned things around, bringing in $11.94 million in net gains. The 12 spot bitcoin ETFs struggled, shedding $79.09 million overall. However, three ETFs saw a bit of sunshine. Blackrock‘s IBIT pulled in a solid $42.98 million, Fidelity’s FBTC added $8.85 million, and Vaneck’s HODL scooped up $3.82 […]

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