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Court Just Found Out You Can Still Be Sued for Eating Your Own Ice Cream

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 1 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of a person sitting at an ice cream parlor counter with two cones in front of them: one empty and the other full. The empty cone has a few crumbs on it but no visible signs of being licked or eaten from; the full cone is partially melted, revealing that someone had been eating directly out of it before leaving some behind. A spoon lies next to the person's hand with ice cream stuck in its bowl. In the background there are several people walking by outside through a window while others sit at tables enjoying their own desserts inside.

The crypto bros are celebrating this “victory” without realizing they’ve just lost their lunch money again! The court dismissed the claims related to secondary BNB sales because… wait for it… those weren’t even made by Binance in the first place. It’s like a kid trying to claim someone else ate his ice cream, only to realize he left it on the counter all along

Source: bitcoin.com

Court Dismisses SEC Claim on Secondary Sales of BNB
https://news.bitcoin.com/court-dismisses-sec-claim-on-secondary-sales-of-bnb
The U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia has dismissed several claims in the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)’s case against Binance and its affiliates. This includes allegations related to secondary BNB sales and the sale of the stablecoin BUSD. However, the majority of the claims against the crypto exchange will proceed. In Friday’s ruling by the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia on the case […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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