Coinbase Loses It Over Being Held Accountable for Not Following Laws

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It looks like another day in crypto land where everyone is trying to cover their tracks! The real question here is what’s going on with Coinbase? Are they really that desperate for dirt on Gary Gensler or just throwing a tantrum because the SEC won’t let them do whatever it is they want

Source: bitcoin.com

SEC Asks Court to Quash Coinbase Subpoena in Legal Clash Over Crypto Regulations

https://news.bitcoin.com/sec-asks-court-to-quash-coinbase-subpoena-in-legal-clash-over-crypto-regulations

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has asked the court to quash a subpoena issued by crypto exchange Coinbase that demands documents related to the crypto markets and personal communications of SEC Chair Gary Gensler. The SEC argues that the subpoena is irrelevant and imposes undue burden. On Friday, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filed a response in the SEC v. Coinbase case. Coinbase has subpoenaed a […]

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