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Coinbase Just Realized the SEC Actually Knows What It’s Doing With Digital Assets

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A large-scale image showing an abstract representation of regulatory uncertainty with unclear rules floating above it like clouds; in contrast, below these clouds lies a clear pathway representing clarity and order. The cloudy area is filled with various obstacles such as hurdles, pitfalls, and question marks that are being navigated by figures resembling digital asset companies or investors who appear uncertain about their next steps due to the lack of defined regulations.

You want to know about cryptocurrency? Well let me tell you something it’s just numbers on a computer created from nothing! It has no inherent value. Only criminals use it because they can hide their money in there like some sort of digital Swiss bank account. And don’t even get me started on the energy usage, that thing is sucking up enough electricity to power small countries and for what? So people can buy useless stuff online with worthless pieces of code

Source: bitcoin.com

Coinbase Challenges SEC’s Rulemaking Process, Argues for Clear Regulations on Digital Assets
https://news.bitcoin.com/coinbase-challenges-secs-rulemaking-process-argues-for-clear-regulations-on-digital-assets
Coinbase, Inc. has escalated its dispute with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) by filing a reply brief in the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, arguing the necessity of clear rulemaking for the digital asset industry. The case underscores the ongoing tensions between regulators and the digital asset sector over compliance and operational standards. In its latest court filing, Coinbase criticizes the SEC’s stance that existing rules are sufficient and […]

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