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Coinbase Is About to Release the Most Overhyped Token Since Dogecoin 2: Electric Boogaloo

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

An illustration of an excited crowd in front of a giant screen displaying Coinbase's logo with confetti and balloons falling from above; at the bottom left corner is a rising graph showing increasing numbers. In the background are Bitcoin symbols intertwined with DeFi elements like gears, locks, and chains. A large Wrapped Bitcoin token dominates the top right side surrounded by smaller tokens representing various cryptocurrencies. The scene conveys excitement and anticipation for Coinbase's new wrapped token release while hinting at its potential impact on the cryptocurrency market.

Oh joy, another “revolutionary” token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let’s see how long this one lasts before it crashes to zero like every other scam coin out there.

Source: cointelegraph

Coinbase cbBTC token may revolutionize Bitcoin DeFi adoption
https://cointelegraph.com/news/coinbase-cbbtc-boost-bitcoin-defi
Coinbase, the world’s second-largest cryptocurrency exchange, could significantly boost the adoption of Bitcoin-native decentralized finance (DeFi). The exchange has recently teased the development of a new Wrapped Bitcoin (BTC), called Coinbase BTC (cbBTC), creating widespread excitement among crypto investors. cbBTC announcement. Source: Coinbase The new token could significantly bolster the adoption of Bitcoin-native DeFi, according to Rena Shah, the chief operating officer of Trust Machines, a software firm building Bitcoin […]

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