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China’s Highest Court Suddenly Discovers Cryptocurrency Is a Haven for Crooks

An illustration depicting a Chinese dragon guarding treasure chests overflowing with gold coins and jewels while surrounded by broken chains representing freedom from crime; in the background, a cityscape at sunset symbolizing hope for a brighter future; above the scene, two wings spread wide as if protecting all below. The dragon's claws grasp an ancient scroll unrolled to reveal intricate Chinese characters that evoke a sense of tradition and authority. In contrast, nearby broken chains lie scattered on the ground, signifying liberation from money laundering activities.

And here we go again! China’s Supreme Court is finally catching up with what has been obvious since Bitcoin was first created: cryptocurrency is a scammer’s paradise and a tool for money launderers.

Source: bitcoin.com

The Supreme People’s Court of China, the highest court of law in the country, and the Supreme People’s Procuratorate have issued a joint document that interprets the current money laundering law and defines several issues related to its application. In this interpretation, the two organizations list virtual asset transactions as one of the tools available for money laundering. China is updating its understanding of virtual asset transactions to ease money […]

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