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Central Bank of Brazil Unleashes Nuclear Option: Crypto Regulation Coming in 2025 and Nothing Will Ever Go Wrong Again

Crypto NewsDeFiRegulation/Negotiation 4 Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an old-fashioned bank vault door with rusty hinges opening slowly. Inside is seen a large stack of books labeled 'Regulations' on top of which sits a small, modern computer screen displaying a countdown timer set for 2025. The room behind it has scattered papers and pens in disarray as if someone was working there recently. A faint glow emanates from the back wall where an old-fashioned lantern hangs precariously close to some electrical wires that seem about to spark.

I’m sure this is going to end well – another country getting suckered into regulating an industry built on nothing but hot air. The Central Bank of Brazil thinks it can tame the crypto beast with some rules, just like every other institution before them has tried (and failed). I mean, who needs inherent value when you’ve got a fancy regulatory framework? It’s not like they’ll be able to stop scammers or reduce transaction fees or anything

Source: bitcoin.com

Central Bank of Brazil Aims to Finalize Crypto Exchange Regulation by Early 2025
https://news.bitcoin.com/central-bank-of-brazil-aims-to-finalize-crypto-exchange-regulation-by-early-2025
According to Nagel Paulino, head of the Central Bank’s regulatory department, the Central Bank of Brazil hopes to finalize cryptocurrency market regulations by 2025. The institution will conduct a second public consultation to finalize the drafts, hearing the opinions of market participants in order to tailor these rules to local needs. Brazil is getting closer to finalizing regulation regarding virtual asset service providers (VASPs) and their interaction with crypto. The […]

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