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A darkened mansion facade looms over an FBI agent standing at the entrance door, phone and electronics bagged by agents on either side of him; a faint image in the background shows Shayne Coplan's slumbering figure through a window.

FBI Descends Upon Polymarket CEO’s Mansion in Most Epic Morning Raid Since Breakfast

Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting a shadowy figure (representing Aleksei Andriunin) holding scales with fake money on one side and real wealth on the other. In the background, a cityscape of cryptocurrency exchanges and stock markets is distorted to show manipulated market data. The 'kingpin' character's hands are covered in oil slicks symbolizing his involvement in dirty dealings.

Crypto News

Crypto Kingpin Caught Red-Handed: The Shocking Tale of How One Russian Tycoon Used His Billion-Dollar Empire to Scam Billions Out of Your Hard-Earned Cash

When you think crypto is all about revolutionary innovation, take a deep dive into this one. The latest salvo in the ongoing DOJ's crackdown on cryptocurrency […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

A illustration of Donald Trump standing on top of an Ethereum blockchain landscape with flames and confetti surrounding him as people from different crypto backgrounds (dressed in various business attire) cheerfully jump into a massive pile of Ether coins while the price chart for ETH soars upwards, symbolizing market frenzy. The atmosphere is electric with excitement.

Crypto News

Ethereum Price About to BLAST OFF Into Stratospheric Heights as Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds

The crypto bros are at it again - this time celebrating Donald Trump's presidential election win with an over-the-top rally of their favorite altcoin, Ethereum (ETH). […]

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A comically exaggerated illustration of a person trapped in a web made from tangled cryptocurrency chains, with dollar signs and broken locks scattered around them. The figure is shown as Roman Sterlingov, wearing a crown symbolizing his 'Crypto Kingpin' status but now being torn apart by the very system he once controlled.

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Mogul’s Downfall: Crypto Kingpin Caught in Web of His Own Greed, DoJ Snags 1.2 Million Transactions Worth $400 MILLION

Another notch on the belt for Roman Sterlingov, a.k.a. 'the crypto crook' - this time it's not Bitcoin Fog that's been put out to pasture (although […]

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A illustration of a party popper exploding in mid-air, surrounded by chaotic confetti and balloons, while a giant American flag waves triumphantly behind it. A subtle image of the SEC building can be seen on the horizon, with two figures (representing Trump and Gensler) walking away from each other, symbolizing their differing views.

Crypto News

I’m Done With the War, Let’s Party Like It’s 2017 – Trump Unleashes Shocking New Plan That Will Make Your Head Spin

The Crypto Bro Party Continues: Trump's Plan To End The 'War On Crypto' Gets SEC Commissioner On Board.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

An illustration of an alligator's head surrounded by chaotic stock market screens displaying rapidly rising cryptocurrency prices, with dollar signs swirling around it like flames.

Bitcoin

BROKE FREAKS SPEND ALL LIFE SAVINGS ON BITCOIN: Officials Left Scratching Heads as $1.38 Billion Vanishes Down Crypto Rabbit Hole

Crypto bros are officially losing their minds - or should I say, they're just making it easier to spot them from space? A whopping $1.38 billion […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A illustration of Gary Gensler sitting at his desk with a clock ticking away in the background as he looks worried while holding a briefcase labeled 'SEC'.

Crypto News

BREAKING: New SEC Chair Will Instantly Turn You Into Crypto Millionaire Overnight – Here’s Why

The cryptocurrency space has been left reeling since Gary Gensler's impending departure as SEC chair, with many speculating that President-elect Donald Trump will appoint a crypto-friendly […]

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A stylized illustration depicting a massive Bitcoin globe with golden accents amidst flames that symbolize growth, standing proudly next to an oil derrick representing Saudi Aramco in the background while giant tech logos like Google's parent company Alphabet float above it.

Crypto News

Bitcoin Suddenly Becomes Most Responsible Investment You Can Make, Experts Say Don’t Panic

I'm not sure what's more astonishing - Bitcoin reaching $1.8 trillion or that someone thought it was a good idea to invest in something called 'digital […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

Bitcoin

You Won’t Believe the Absolutely Ridiculous Reason Behind This Billionaire’s Latest Bitcoin Heist

Semler Scientific's Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Who Needs a Profitable Business When You Can Have 1,058 Bitcoins? .

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A illustration of a broken scale with one side labeled 'SEC' in red, while the other side reads 'Crypto Industry' in blue; a confused-looking Gensler figure stands between them, holding scales and looking at his watch.

Coinbase

Gensler-Geddon Imminent: You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Plan That Will Ruin Your Cryptocurrency

Gensler-geddon: The SEC's crypto strategy about to get a Trump-style reboot.

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

A chaotic comic-style illustration depicting a cityscape with skyscrapers labeled 'Bitcoin' and 'Ethereum', crumbling under massive weight represented by falling coins and cash. A red X symbol overlaid on top, while the background is filled with scattered papers and broken calculators to convey market turmoil.

Crypto News

You Won’t Believe Who Got Slaughtered by Bitcoin’s Latest Bloodbath – The Unbelievable Truth Behind the Mass Exodus

BTFD to BWFID: When spot Bitcoin ETFs go from 'Buy FUD' to 'Sell Everything', who's left holding the bag? In a move that can only be […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A of a person holding a scales with conflicting symbols (a dollar sign vs a blockchain) in one hand while another holds an apology letter in the other, set against a chaotic background of broken regulatory rules and mixed messages on screens.

Coinbase

Coinbase CEO to New SEC Chair: Apologize or Face Crypto Backlash – Because One Guy Can Make Your Life Miserably Uncomfortable

If Brian Armstrong's apology tour is actually an attempt to deflect from his company's questionable business practices (I mean who needs transparency when you've got a […]

Linda Williams November 2, 2024

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