} Let's get this over with - another tedious update on Ripple lawsuit nonsense from people who still can't accept that cryptocurrency has no inherent value. […]
Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more ridiculous, along comes Adam Iza, the CEO of Zort, who's been arrested on allegations that he paid […]
The Web3 gaming industry has been touting its promise of ownership and interoperability for years now - but like everything in crypto land it's all just […]
If Mark Cuban wants us all to believe that he's suddenly a champion of free markets, I've got some news for him - his crypto investments […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency and bankruptcy continues, folks! It seems like just yesterday we were laughing at the demise of Solana on FTX's auction block […]
The memecoin market is back, baby! Or so Alex from Sundog wants you to think. This dog-themed Tron blockchain project has over 500,000 holders and features […]
With all due respect (not really), it's about time someone took a closer look at the dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency. The CFTC eyeing Polymarket? Finally! […]
The saga continues: SBF's neurodivergence gets a free pass from the media, while his crimes get a slap on the wrist.
OpenAI's press account hack is just another day at the office in CryptoLand - where security breaches are as frequent as a crypto bro's tweets about […]
BingX: Because One Hack Isn't Enough for These Crypto Bros!.
What's next, a partnership between Filecoin and Enchanted Forests Inc. to solve climate change? 'Decentralized infrastructure' is just code for 'we have no idea what we're […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency-fueled chaos continues! Seattle-Tacoma International Airport has been hit with a $6 million bitcoin ransom demand after being cyberattacked by those pesky […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros getting rich off other people's misery continues! Two young men have been arrested for stealing over 4,100 bitcoins in a […]
Crypto's resident genius, Avraham Eisenberg, is still trying to get off scot-free after draining $100 million from Mango Markets like it was nobody's business. But nope, […]
Crypto: Where You Can Get Hacked and Still Make Out Like a Bandit (Sort Of).
The eternal conundrum: will we learn from our mistakes or just keep on rolling with them?.
The Magic Show Continues: OpenAI's Latest Upgrade to ChatGPT.
Yeah because nothing says 'I'm truly sorry' like trying to get out of jail with a slap on the wrist after helping facilitate one of the […]
Feng's Frenzy: How Chainbase is Converting Blockchain Data into a New Asset Class...or so he claims.
Crypto's latest 'innovation': getting hacked out of 6 million bucks! Who needs actual security when you can just use the magic words 'decentralized finance' and hope […]
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
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