It seems like Ruja 'Cryptoqueen' Ignatova has managed to pull off one heck of an escape from the depths of crypto hell, and now she's allegedly […]
AI has finally reached a point where it's smart enough to realize that Apple's iPhone sales are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey […]
The $3K Club: Why Ethereum Needs More Than Just A Hype Job.
BRICS, because who needs Western influence when you can just have Russian autocracy? In all seriousness though, it's interesting to see nearly 40 countries participating in […]
Get ready for the SOL-ution: A 2000% pump or another crypto bubble burst?.
Musk tries to peddle DOGE as a solution, but we all know it's just another get-rich-quick scheme for gullible idiots and wannabe politicians like him.
Dogewifhat, the cryptocurrency equivalent of a participation trophy for all those who thought they could make it big by flipping coins on Twitter – has finally […]
The latest get-rich-quick scheme from the crypto bros: Tokenized Commodities. Because what's more exciting than turning a pile of worthless digital garbage into something that sounds […]
Gold Fever Hits Costco: The Ultimate Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Brokers and Crypto Enthusiasts (Not Really).
Tesla's Robotaxi Reveal: A Potential Make-or-Break Moment for Musk's Master Plan (Or Not).
Len Sassaman: The Cryptic Candidate?.
Blockchain-based DeSci: The Latest Fad from Cardano's Lap? (Or Maybe It Actually Works?) - Oct 10, 2024.
Just when you thought Cardano couldn't get any more ' legit'... Argentinian courts are now hosting their first smart contract that's literally been signed by a […]
The never-ending parade of crypto crooks continues! It seems like every week we get a new story about some 'visionary' who's been scamming innocent people out […]
Crypto is a never-ending gravy train for scammers, thieves, and hackers. Trinity ransomware is just the latest example of how cryptocurrency can be used to extort […]
LEGO's Crypto SNAFU: Because Who Needs Their Toys to Work Properly Anyway?.
Don't worry folks, it's now officially safe to bet on US congressional elections thanks to our esteemed judiciary system! That is, as long as you're betting […]
You know what they say: 'if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.' And in crypto land, where scams are as common as […]
Just when you thought the crypto world couldn't get any more lit... Roman Storm is headed to trial for allegedly aiding in laundered cash through that […]
} CZ's Big Exit: Because Who Needs a Real Job Anyway? Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the former CEO of Binance, has finally been released from U.S. custody […]
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